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Message: | composed: 27-06-2021 09:41 Go to the top of this page Zum Ende der Seite springen
Corv



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check it out:

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

ROXXOR!

I translated a part of a dev diary with it:

original:
Wow, last diary is over a month old. The time flies by....

Well, what can I say beside the things you saw in the news and the Insider section... I won't bore you with my "everything works out just like planned, we are making great progress etc.. blah blah..." phrases;
although I guess I just did it again in a sneaky way


Scripting the game is ... interesting. I mean, imagine you sit infront of the computer for hours writing sophisticated scripts to make the story work, ... then when you think its done and go ingame to test it some little detail is missing (mostly the easiest things to do). So for example you're scripting a scene with a ghost the player should talk to, to get information for a quest, you scripted everything, all the seance stuff, the cool scene after the ghost.. you think you're ready to try it ingame. Excited you go to the place where your fancy extraordinary scripts should do their job and the next thing you see is a red screen after the ghost ripped your guts out ... just because you forgot to change it's attack settings...

Thats just a little example. I could tell you lots of stories about NPCs suddenly jumping in the water and swimming left and right crazy like they are on fire, dissapearing companions, hostile bunnies, dragons who don't want to spit fire... but maybe its only interesting or funny for those who saw it... so I spare you Wink

I am very busy with making the companions work like they should and scripting the story/quests. Right now I am working on the story part in Trinsic and Destard. Its working out the way I want it to. Its a lot of hard work for everyone but it's worth it. Just want to let you know once more that we are not only trying to make it look and sound good. The story, the quests and the gameplay in general are the things we care most about and we don't just add some random stuff to do in a pretty landscape. It is a lot of work but also a lot of fun. Some things (parts of the story and gameplay parts) turned out so great that is really really difficult not to talk about it to make sure I don't spoil the fun for you.

12 year old translation:
WOW LAST DIARY SI OV3R A MONTH OLD!!!11111 WTF TEH TIEM FLEIS BY..
WEL!11!!!!!!1!11!!1!11!111!!1!11 OMG WTF WUT CAN I SAY BSIED TEH THNGS U SAW IN DA N3WS AND TEH INSIEDR S3CTION.!!11!11111!!111!!!11!1! OMG I WONT BOR3 U WIT MAH 3VARYTHNG WORKS OUT JUST LIEK PLANAD WA R MAKNG GREAT PROGR3S ATC.!11!11!!!11!11!1 OMG WTF LOL BLAH BLAH.!!1!!1!11!11111!!11!11 OMG WTF PHRAESS
ALTHOUGH I GU3S I JUST DID IT AGANE IN A SNAAKY WAY

SCRIPTNG TEH GM3 SI .!!!!1!1!!111!!!1! WTF INTERESTNG!1!!1 LOL I MEAN IMAGIEN U SIT INFRONT OF DA COMPUT3R FOR HOURS WRITNG SOPHISTICAETD SCRIPTS 2 MAEK TEH S2RY WORK .!1!!1!!1!1!!11!!11 WTF LOL THAN WH3N U THINK ITS DONE AND GO NGME 2 T3ST IT SOME LITL3 DETALE SI MISNG (MOSTLEY DA EASEIST THNGS 2 DO)!1!11!1 WTF LOL SO FOR AXMPLA UR SCRIPTNG A SCEN3 WIT A GHOST TEH PLAEYR SHUD TOK 2 2 G3T INFORMATION FOR A QUEST U SCRIPTED EV3RYTHNG AL DA S3ANCE STUF DA COL SC3N3 AFTER DA GHOST.!!11!!1111111 OMG LOL U THINK UR R3ADY 2 TRY IT NGME!11!!1!1 WTF AXCIETD U GO 2 DA PLAEC WHER3 UR FANCY AXTRAORDINARY SCRIPTS SHUD DO THEYRE JOB AND DA N3XT THNG U SE SI A RED SCREN AFTER TEH GHOST RIP3D UR GUTS OUT .!111!!1!!!!1!11 OMG LOL JUST B/C U FORGOT 2 CHANGA ITS ATAK SATNGS.
TAHTS!!!!!111!!!!1!1!!!!! LOL JUST A LITLE EXMPLA!!!11! OMG I CUD TEL U LOTS OF S2REIS ABOUT NPS SUD3NLEY JUMPNG IN DA W8R AND SWIMNG LEFT AND RIGHT CRAZY LIEK TH3Y R ON FIER DISAEPARNG COMPANIONS HOSTIEL BUNEIS DRAGONS WHO DONT WANT 2 SPIT FIER.!!!11!!!1!1111!! WTF BUT MAYB ITS ONLEY INT3RESTNG OR FUNY FOR THOSA WHO SAW IT.!!11!1!1!1!!!1111!!1 OMG WTF SO I R U WIM VARY BUSY WIT MAKNG TEH COMPANIONS WORK LIEK THEY SHUD AND SCRIPTNG DA S2RY/QUESTS!!!!!!1 LOL RIGHT NOW IM WORKNG ON DA S2RY PART IN TRINSIC AND DASTARD!1!1!!!! LOL ITS WORKNG OUT DA WAY I WANT IT 2!!1!! OMG WTF LOL ITS A LOT OF HARD WORK FOR EVERYONE BUT ITS WORTH IT!!!1!! WTF JUST WANT 2 L3T U KNOW ONCA MOR3 TAHT WE R NOT ONLEY TRYNG 2 MAEK IT LOK AND SOUND GOD!!!!1!!! OMG WTF DA S2RY DA QUASTS AND DA GM3PLAY IN GENARAL R DA THNGS WA R MOST ABOUT AND WE DONT JUST AD SOME RANDOM STUF 2 DO IN A PRETY LANDSCAEP!!!11! OMG LOL IT SI A LOT OF WORK BUT ALSO A LOT OF FUN!1!1!1!1! WTF LOL SOM3 THNGS (PARTS OF TEH S2RY AND GMEPLAY PARTS) TURNED OUT SO GR3AT TAHT SI RILLY RILLY DIFICULT NOT 2 TOK ABOUT IT 2 MAEK SURA I DONT SPOIL TEH FUN FOR U!!1!!1!! OMG


listening to:
Smashing Pumpkins
Silversun Pickups

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Fred-A.

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Corv, can we have two versions of your game published please when it is ready? One for the 12 year olds and the other that the rest of us can understand!

Fred
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Message: | composed: 27-06-2021 22:22 Go to the top of this page Zum Ende der Seite springen
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The game's dialogues would be really... interesting after put through that translator!

Lord British:
"OMG WTF LOL ARE YOU THE AVATAR!?!?!??!?!?"

Dialogue options:

"1. LOLLERZ o_O U LOOK FUNNY WITH THAT CROWN"
"2. OMG YOU ARE SOOOO OLD.... HOW OLD R U ANYW?"

.... :roll:


Orchestral and ambient music:
Celestial Aeon Project
Project Divinity
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The Traveller



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I believe my belly just burst open after laughing so much...


I´m getting home sick...
- The Traveller -
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