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TY Ralph, good catch with yarning. However a limerick must rhyme exactly (though it’s permissible to use a Dr. Seussian word) and consist of one couplet and one triplet so “wench” wouldn’t have worked at all. And I DO consider dirty limericks nice! Limericks kick a haikus ass any day of the week when it comes to expressing the poetic art form. Besides, having their origin in 14th century England they fit snuggly in the Ultima world. Pleased
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Still, it's only 1 letter more that different, versus the other ones that were 1 letter different in rhyming. I prefer the rhyming of the sound of the word and the last letters, or even the very last letter only.

Personally, I prefer writing direct, descriptive, romantic poetry over limericks any day.

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Being that Hunter S. Thompson is my literary hero, I believe in vaguely beautiful metaphor punctuated by the blunt force trauma of depravity.

Thumbtack first, sledgehammer second. Lather, rinse, bludgeon.

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To the Avatar, Natassia said, “Tsk.
No Cove for you, as not a baby I’d risk
But step into the Shrine
Remove your clothes and mine
And I’ll suck on your Black Rock Obelisk!"
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I’ll suck on your Black Rock Obelisk!

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Sir Geoffrey’s stench does overwhelm
Because he likes to shit in his helm
Though his beard has gone grey
I can honestly say
He has the brownest hair in the realm!
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There once was Arcadion the Daemon
Who left all the beheaded heads screamin’
While the weak he ignored
When bound to the Black Sword
He'd happily give Lord British a reamin’!

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Dude, some of these are pretty funny but that last one was weak. If you're going to post another one think it through and don't be so sloppy next time.
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I watched Frigadizzi perform the Dance of Passion
With gyrating hips and her both boobies flashin’
She then cast “Est Nudi”
Thus revealing her booty
Which was promptly presented for lashin’!

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I once traveled with Boydon The Stitched
About who's oder my companions all bitched
Until he ripped a loud noxious fart
Which blew the cobbled monster apart
And we laughed while his bodyparts twitched!

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